Spiders from All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten

At the beginning of “Spiders,” the author gives a funny description of a woman walking into a spider web. She overreacts and screams, several times. For this exercise, compose your own description of a funny event. The event can be real or you can make it up. Be sure to use dialogue and good descriptive verbs. When you are finished, share your description with a partner.